Jimmy was a happy pizza until he was delivered to Jamie’s where he was covered in caramel popcorn, peppermints, and fruit cake. “Kill me, kill me” said Jimmy.

“What was that?” Said Jamie

“Kill me,” said Jimmy again

“How are you talking?” said Jamie

“Because I’m in so much pain from how gross I am!” said Jimmy

“I think I’ll eat you later so I’ll put you in the fridge.” said Jamie and in the fridge Jimmy sat in the fridge for two years until he got thrown away. Now he sits in the landfill and sings Christmas songs.