Curiosity by Jayden Rhodes

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Hey man this is my first time here and I was told you are a person get hold of. I’ve heard you help people navigate around here and help them find what they need to find. I was looking to see where I could find a little bit of weed and I figured you might be able to help me with that. Now I know you don’t normally negotiate with people but I was hoping you could for me. I know your rate is roughly $50 an hour but I was wondering if you’d be able to give me a little bit of a discount and maybe we can meet up and share some. my email is listed below if you want to get back to me if you don’t want to understand I could really use your help though and I’d greatly appreciate it, maybe we can discuss further on what we can do.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

I have no interest in the use of narcotics and I will not lower my wage. Besides you seem to have forgotten a small little lesson that most learned when they were young. I will not continue this discussion until you conduct yourself appropriately.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Hey bro I was just offering you an opportunity to relax. What do you mean something I learned when I was young? I’ll pay you $40 but that’s just because I don’t want to end up in the wrong parts and get a virus or something crazy. What do you want me to say? I need help going through this thing man, I ain’t got no clue where I need to go. Please man I beg you, I’ll even give you full price.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

There we go now was that so hard to do. Now you wanted some evergreen, what quality and quantity would you like? And before I continue I will require full payment on the predetermined account on the card. I will wait for a balance notification and then proceed.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Ok man sounds good. I need about 100 dime bags, and as pure as you can get. I’ll send the money to you right away.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

The payment went through but you forgot to say the second half of what you should have learned as a child, this is your second and last strike. We will continue once you conduct yourself accordingly, and if you fail to act properly I will end all contact with you and you will not receive what you want.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Hey man what’s with all this controlling bullcrap if I wanted I can just go find someone else to help me go through this. I can still withdraw my money and you will get nothing, so don’t threaten me with any of your crap.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

You have just made a big mistake that you WILL regret. 

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Yeah whatever, besides I’ll just take my money back anyway. You don’t know anything about me, there is nothing that you can do!

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Hey listen here! Tell me why it wont let me take my money back or else! What is going on!?

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

I froze the account so nothing can go in or out of it. Now I will give you one chance to apologize, and we can go our ways. Now you will get one chance and one chance only. Make a choice and see where that leads you.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Heck no I won’t apologize you’re the one that owes me an apology! Now give me my money back and I will go, and don’t take too long doing it either! 

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

That was not a very good apology… David. You must not have had a very educated  upbringing.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

What?  I’m NOT David. And what do you mean I’m not educated, I’m in college right now moron.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

Don’t lie to me Mr. Anderson! You are David… David Edgar Anderson, your mother is Elizabeth Ann Donnelley. Your father named you after his father hence Edgar, his name was Edward Cargill. You are not in college for your work, you are just there to be there, because your parents are paying for it all. You’ve never had to work for anything in your life  and it really quite shows.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

Oh look at you being all smart. Because that information isn’t on Google. Why don’t you try just a little bit harder next time, that way you might be just a little bit more impressive. And yeah so what if my parents are paying for it, I’m here to have fun and nothing’s going to stop that.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

I could think of something to stop it. Maybe you getting expelled or possibly even put in prison for something that you did. Maybe something you did to a cat or dog. I mean it wouldn’t be hard, they would have all the video evidence that they would need.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

What do you mean? There isn’t any kind of video of me doing anything to a cat, especially when I’ve never done anything to hurt them. 

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

Sure you have! I mean I made you do it and I made the video, and I’m sure your parents would love to see all that happen. Their little baby boy failing College and getting sent to prison for animal cruelty. What would they think of you after all of that happens.  I doubt their opinion would change very much, you would still be a twenty-five-year-old disappointment to anyone and everyone around you.

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

I’ve never done anything and I’ll tell everyone just that. You won’t send that video to anyone, and even if you did I’ll just tell them the truth. No matter what you do I’m just going to get out of here. Goodbye.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

It is ok that you are running away scared, who wouldn’t be afraid of me. But that is just fine because I have everything I will need. One way or another I am going to make you pay for what you have said to me. 

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

I have a question for you David. Would you like to hear it David? Does this image look familiar to you David? Well does it, DAVID?

From: Skunkeye420

To: IhelpU411

How did you? Go away or else I’m calling the cops on you. Sure you have the apartment where I go to school, but that is not where I live. So you can go right ahead and screw off Mr. Help People.

From: IhelpU411

To: Skunkeye420

Here is a little image I took from one of your security cameras. Don’t feel so safe. I’ll be seeing you later wherever you may go.

Love IhelpU411

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