The Time I Flashbanged Myself by Gage Banks

Have you ever felt true, genuine fear? Fear is a highly flammable can of paint that causes you to become disabled. During a bonfire with my friends, we all decided it would be a great idea to start throwing combustible objects into a fire. Gasoline, fireworks, etc. I chose a spray paint can. Because, you know, what else do you throw into a fire? For … Continue reading The Time I Flashbanged Myself by Gage Banks